caught-in-between-ten-and-twenty asked: You're really funny. I enjoy your blog and seeing you on my dashboard. Me being a cheerleader, I was wondering if a lot of cheerleaders/gymnast follow you? I would assume so.

oh for damn sure a shitload of cheerleaders/gymnast follow me. we also got a lot of traceurs and free runners and shit. all of them are great. I love all my followers, but I also love being a massive cunt so it balances out with the insults. I’m glad you appreciate my humour. It’s nice to see twinkles of light like you left in the world to outshine boring cumstains who get mad at me for being me! But you know, fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. ‘sides I’m not seeing many other stick-tumbling blogs around here. and if there are others, they stole my idea so bad it’s not even funny.

Pic related: it’s me and my bitch